Wednesday, 13 February 2013

Funny Tweets

-Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Katy Perry: Blue Hair. Rhianna: Red Hair Lady GaGa: Green Hair. THE FREAKING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!

-I am who I am. I’m weird, I’m lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But, I like it that way.

-Teenagers in movies have enough time to eat a whole breakfast before school, in reality we barely have time to get ready!

-If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.

-If twin females marry twin males, And they each have a child, Will both children look alike?

-I hate when people see me at the store & are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

-I would like to thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms, love you guys!

-Earth is 75% water, I am 75% water..... Therefore, I am Earth.

-Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid.

-I never finish anyth

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